*Thanks to my great, big brother for stepping in and writing this post. I had originally intended for him to write about interesting science things (he is a very talented science teacher), but then this came along (watch the video!) and also seemed suited to his interests...
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Big Brother is Watching...
And looking out for cool new innovative technologies to send his little sister! Here is one she actually sent me that I found to be such an amazing idea that I had to write about it--so... like most big brothers when they see their siblings happy with an ice cream... I stole it, ate it, watched her cry and told her to toughen up!
Apparently its all about the poop. It starts with poop, moves with poop, collects poop and--eventually--cooks and heats with poop. Now, I know what you are thinking; "Nate, I don't like poop. In fact I cant think of a single human being that enjoys poop in anyway." And I totally agree with you! There are large chunks of my life where I have denied, outright, that any girls poop or fart in anyway. Well, as it turns out, they do both aforementioned things and, while I am still reeling in a "Santa is not real" kind of way, I am thinking it is, perhaps, a good thing-- thanks to the LooWatt and the plethora of jokes that come with it.
It works like lighting a fart on fire... Did you know you CAN light a fart on fire? (For the record I didn't believe it until I witnessed a friend do it with my own eyes, needless to say much congratulating and money exchanging ensued.) Well the LooWatt acts exactly like that except on a much larger scale. Check out the video on their home page.
Did you watch it? Amazing right? Now your job is to write a joke and post it in the comments section. Here are some of my submissions to get you started:
"I just dropped enough Watts to send Marty back to the Future!"
"My Watt was S shaped."
"Pros v. Cons. Pro: it is free energy; Con: It makes it a lot harder to picture message large accomplishments to your friends."
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